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An old Saturday Night Live parody of ad hominem attacks made by pundits.
"Jane, you ignorant slut!" is best rebutted with "Dan, you pompous ass!"
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A cunt whore-face that deserves to be stabbed in the neck
My boss is a cum guzzeling gutter slut
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A female who is the complete embodiment of being a slut, asshole, bitch, and whore. She doesn't give a fuck about anyone but herself, will use people to get her way without thinking about them, and basically leeches upon people both physically, emotionally, and mentally so she can get ahead and you lose!
That Jessica is such a slut ass bitch whore! She married her husband only for the fame and not because she loves him!
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A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.
Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!
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A term originated at East Carolina University that describes the perennial appearance of coeds donned in UGG boots, short shorts/sun dresses, and North Face Jackets. The appeal of this look is a highly debated one.
It dipped below 80 degrees today, be on the look out for some North Face Ugg Sluts on campus.
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On the 69th floor of the Cosmopolitan balcony suite, take a huge line of coke and spread it on his penis. Do a line and then pop a bottle champagne over her booty. Quick balcony blowjob then he finishes on your arm. Then make a line with the black card on your arm with the semen, while he yells Jackpot!
Last years on New Years Eve, I met a Las Vegas Slut Machine.
A mental condition that comes into the mind of guys waiting in the states for their long term girlfriends to return from studying abroad. It sets in about two months into the girlfriends studying abroad and causes their boyfriends to believe that they are messing around while in a foreign country. This can literally drive a man insane. However usually its true. Because why wouldnt their girlfriends fuck around with hot foreign guys that speak other languages that their boyfriends would never know about.
It can also apply to the females in the situation, whom in a normal environment in their home country would not even for a second think about cheating on their boyfriends, but third world countries are just so romantic some times that girls cant help but turn into study abroad sluts.
"Hey man when does your girlfriend get back from Germany?" "Fuck it, I know shes got study abroad slut syndrome over there!" "How did you find out?" "I dont actually have any evidence Im just making assumptions but I know im right!"
"Hey girls, Renzo is going to take me home for the night! Wooooo!" "Aww, did you and your boyfriend at home break up?" "Im only going to be in Chile once! Im a study abroad slut!! He'll be waiting when I come home"
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