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When a female gives a man a blow job ,then you cum, you punch the girl in the nose and she bleeds so it looks like a strawberry cheese cake.
"I BLAMMED!! her then punched her in the nose and I gave her a strawberry cheese cake."
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cheese wiz put on penis after porno party and not washed off. If used as a prank, put on peice of toast and give to friend and say its cheese toast OR semen left on penis after masturbating or sex and not washed off
Hey dude, i have some toast for you, it's cheese toast....mmmmmm! OR ewwww honey, wash that dick cheese off!!
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When you’re stroking your cock and cum gets stuck in your foreskin due to sloppy masturbation and you can’t get it out so you scream like a Brit.
Yo dude... last night I had a British cum cheese, I don’t really wanna talk about it...
Also known as "three3 cheese", triple cheese blend is the act of combining three different strands of shredded weed into one smoking tool and striking with a flame to begin ignition.
"My two friends and I combined our three different strands of ground up weed into a joint and got baked. A special level of high"
"We should all combine our weed and get a triple cheese blend going"
A word used to change the subject in some way.
"That's not how it works!" said Mark, and Lucy replied. "You don't know either, stupid!"
"I like cheese," muttered Olivia. "Me too," replied Lucy. "Me three." said Mark.
A fabricated story filled with holes that is based on false pretense and uncorroborated
Froggy: I just got promoted to general manager at the hottest club downtown.
Jesse: Bro, you're a bus boy - that's a swiss cheese story, it's filled with holes .
The sandwich filler Bruno Powroznik uses.
Bruno Powroznik: SMEGMA COCK CHEESE x5