Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney

A rather large mother, who has a nice face, but she has spent too much time filling it

"mate, jame's mom would be a Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney!"

"Yer give it 10 pints"

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pokey bum fanny wank part 2

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.

''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''

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National horny day pt.2

All people named David must send wiam nudez

Dave it's national horny day pt.2, you know what that means.

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Marvel's Spider Man 2 Game

Spider Man 2 is a video game that is total Shit. it's the most shit game in the world do not let anyone sway your opinion.

Hey did you hear the news that the Marvel's Spider Man 2 game is out? It is the most Shit game ever and has a 23 on Metacritic.

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Mexican 2 finger oil change

A man sticks two fingers in a womans butthole and puts it in his butthole then sticks his fingers in her vagina by finishing with both fingers then in his mouth

Can I give you a Mexican 2 finger oil change. Or would you like me to change your oil

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2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

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mugging me off like a 2 bit

taking for a ride like a hooker, taking the piss out of.

He's borrowed more cash from me, he's mugging me off like a 2 bit

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