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when one or more individuals partake in a knitting marathon lasting from dusk until dawn.
erfan- "what did you guys do last weekend?"
Madison- "we pulled two straight all-knitters bro"
heii guys this is for all the kids at MLMS.... i speak for all the people that have had something said about them on this site.... guys just dont waste your time written about us! if you have a problem with us just come up to us and tel us to our face.
donT wRitE crap about others its not write. Leave people like joey, myself, jessica and them alone. thats not right for you to judge when you dont know us! and for those who said i am a bitch.... im so sorry that you feEl that way their isnt much i can do right? well all i can say is that get to know all of us then you can talk! until then just keEp comments to yourself or say it to us to our faces.
being badass at literally everything
"James broke Anne's heart in such a badass way that nobody even felt bad about her. He's the badass of all trades"
Wearing stylish and fancy clothing, having dressed up.
Part one of the wind up was in place. Part two required that we should prepare him to win her heart and be there to witness his attempt. The following afternoon we had him all dogged up in borrowed gear.
When something, usually an object, gets messed up and crooked and doesn’t look right.
“Hey Jim! What do you think of this painting?”
“This painting, It’s all Fuckacta’d. Why’s your bird look like it’s got three wings?”
Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.