Nerdy die hard fans/bloggers on the social media platform Mastodon. They will vehemently defend their overcomplicated echo chamber platform by pointing out how 'easy' it is to use with 27 paragraphs of instructions on finding the appropriate decentralized server. They will then be willing to commit Seppuku to prove their point with a masto post of the act including a content warning for food because there is a plate of spaghetti in the background next to their can of Mt. Dew Code red and dakimakura pillow on the bed.
When the Masto Bro saw a random Bluesky post about Mastodon, he went into a 27 post tirade on how it's better than every other platform.
A political streamer (often a former gaming streamer) who claims to be radical but their beliefs can be soft neo-liberal and socially regressive. Machismo is a common trait for polit-bros.
I just watched a polit-bro lecture a woman on the feminist virtues of man-spreading. He said that Lenin was a man-spreader.
To run slowly and blissfully with a group of male friends.
After me and my bros were done bro-ing out, we ran in bro-motion to Abercrombie.
Slow down man, kick it into bro-mo!
Noun: The pain you feel when you haven't hung out with your bros in a long time; often occurs when you just send memes in group chats and don't have any quality time.
Man we haven't hung out in a while I am starting to get bro balls
The brown gayming oc
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Mart: Ayo Mark, you got the brown?
Mark: yeah!
Mart: you’re fucking retarded, that dumbass pc has 500 Fps, the STA has 8000, you dumb sack of shit.
Mark: cries
Ryx: Mark, why did you nut on my STA?
Mark: uh
Mart: WHAT THE FU-
Mark: i thought the Brown gayming pc was cool
Mart: nah, you’re just retarded.
A ripoff of Fall Guys. While it’s not God awful like most clones, it’s still pretty crap.
“Dude, did you hear about that Fall Guys clone?”
“Bro Falls, right?”