The day where we burn, torment, and patronize the hell spawns called anteaters
“Hey dude its National Anteater Hate Day! Lets go burn some fuckers!”
The one day in November you can nut
Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!
May 12th
Tell your brother how much you love them or show them
You: hey brother I love you
Brother: um
You: it's national brothers day!
December 6National Smack ass day Walk to any girl/guy and smack their ass
National smack ass day means you can hit anyones butt
smack means hit and ass means butt and national means around the world
On May 28th taken or not you're allowed to smack someone's ass
Yoo Tyrone it's national smack ass day
national oki day is june 20th , we celebrate this day by finding the girl named okiniiri yumai and admiring her from afar
1 : "where can you find a oki"
2 : "nigga are you dumb...? She's a actual real human"
3 : "it's a national oki day why y'all acting like you have to buy her?"