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Sussy John is a fictional character I made up, he’s also a tattoo on my knee cap
To come across a catastrophic fuck up of epic proportions
Why is the pallet no longer secure in the racking? Because it has been Johnned
To be so extremely faded to the point where you are Johnned
Kyle was so Johnned last night after hitting that crack joint
The act of standing on a ladder in short shorts, with no underwear, and getting a bystander to inadvertently look at your balls.
I was John Wattsing it the other day, and got Cody to look at my balls.
A bulky man who loves green, and talks about his cats nonstop. His main students are Claire and Sarah. Goes on his phone while he gives us 91876 assignments to do in 45 minutes.
"Complete the 91876 assignments in 45 minutes, or it becomes homework!" John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice
The teacher that is loud, likes green, and talks too much about his wife and cats. Full of himself and does his phone while giving us 916247 assignments to complete in 45 minutes. A hypocrite.
"Finish the 916247 assignments in 45 minutes! Or it'll count as homework." John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice.
When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.