H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.

Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.

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F r e e d o m

Adj. Used to describe a state of being where one is unencumbered by material possession and emotional ties.

F r e e d o m's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Nothin', and that's all that Bobby left me.

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d i c k b a b e

A sexy pre-op Trans Woman.

Dave: Damnn! Dude! Check out that d i c k b a b e!!
Kyle: What?!?!?!

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Q-W-E-R D-F B

The basic League of Legends hotkeys.
Q-W-E-R - Basic Abilities
R - Ultimate Ability
D-F - Summoner Spells
B - Recall (return to base)

Player 1: Hey what's your LoL hotkeys?
Player 2 Q-W-E-R D-F B

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F r e e d o m

something that mel gibson believes in.....go braveheart!!!

Executioner: The prisoner wishes to say a word.
William Wallace: FREEEEE-DOMMMMMM!

William Wallace: "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

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Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

A completely normal sentence.

Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago

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i never let a d-boy bonk for free.

Nicki Minaj said this in her rap on the song Roger That (Young Money). A d-boy is a dope boy/drug dealer. And "bonk for free" means have sex with her with no costs. So its like "And I never let a dope boy fuck for free."

I never let a d-boy bonk for free.

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