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Wrapping your cock with emoji stickers then when your girl is sucking your cock, you ejaculate into her mouth. You then scream the emoji movie wasn't bad.
John: Hey Matt what did you do yesterday
Matt: Me and Brittany tried the emoji pop
The kind of humor and writing prized by millenials who stopped growing up in 2012 and still think they are edgy and relevant.
Normal speak: Can you get some fuel canisters, so I can restart the generator and get our shields back up. I'll mark your map.
Funko pop humor: Heyyy buddy, great job killing all those mutants and all. Youre really good at that! Shooting things, that is. One problemo, though. As it turns out a bunch of the monsters on this planet are gonna rip our eyes out if we dont get the shields back up. And this is just my opinion, but like thats gonna suck. Not having eyes sounds terrible! Like how am I supposed to read my collection of Bodacious Space Babes without eyes?! So heres my brilliant plan i wrote here on this napkin. Theres this generator thing-y. Following me? And it needs GAS! Who knew?? Mayyyybe, you can go out and fetch some cannisters. Then we can get the generator running, and then our shields will be back up, and we won't be viciously murdered! Doesn't that sound great? I know, right? So, since I did most of the work coming up with the plan, I was thinking you do the last step and get the cannisters. If you see monsters, shoot them in the face or something. Oh and one more tip: try not to get killed. That'll put a wrench in this plan - metaphorically, that is. Not literally. I hate people who misuse the term "literally", it drives me FIGURATIVELY insane. Anyway I'll just be here, cowering in my bunker while you go do that, team badass!
When having a threesome with at least one small individual and stick your fist up there ass, lift them up, and allow the other person to suck them dry.
I gave Jeremy a human blow pop with Mike!
When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide
* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom
Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking
When you suck the dick like a lolipop
God damn she sucked me like a dick-pop
The old South Side of Chicago social custom of shooting
through the door at unwanted visitors.
"Big Joe went to Fat Tony's mother's house tryin' to start
some bullshit an' got his ass door popped instead."
"Yeah... Fat Tony's mother keeps a .38 in both front
pockets of her apron so Big Joe was proper fucked
before he even stood on the welcome mat."
Involuntarily sh*tting on command when instructed.
Leo told Jack to shit in a bucket and then Jack immediately started popping a slovick over it!