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To go into a one person bathroom after someone who took a huge crap gets out and have to smell their after-effects when you try to do your business.
Friend: I can't believe you went into that bathroom! It stinks!
You: I had no choice. I had to piss, but I really had to smell what The Rock is cooking in there.
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Best Fucking Place to party, drinks, food, and pussy,,,,, fucking right.
Red Rock Lounge
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A rock band in Louisiana that is friggin awesome.
Rock Paper Scissors is freaking awesome.
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A fantastic little ditty that makes you appear masculine, tough, and pure gangsta weezy shizah. Ladies love guys with confidence, and nothing shows off confidence more than flailing your arms with your fellow brethren and laughing as you're doing it, knowing how ridiculously stupid both you and the dance are.
Timothy: Do you know how much box I pulled in at the club when the ladies saw me showing off my lean wit it rock wit it moves?
Johnny: None?
Timothy: Correct.
Douglas: You see that chick over there? Well according to the hip hop that I hear on the radio, ladies love it when I dance like an ass in the club. So I'll simply do my thing and then talk to her the way they talk in the songs.
*Leans with it and rocks with it*
*Walks over to girl*
Douglas: So girl, wanna go beat it up, work your mouth all night?
Girl: Get away from me!
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He made his name in the field of "professional wrestling," in which he was (and continues to be) one of the "sport"'s most recognizable figures. After building a reputation in the ring, he made his first silver screen appearance in "The Scorpion King" in 2002.
Since his breakout role in TSK, Johnson has appeared in over thirty titles, and has rapidly become one of the most widely known actors in Hollywood. Not all of his movies have been particularly great, and some of them have been outright horrible; however, this is not entirely Johnson's fault. He is a decent actor who oftentimes gets placed into either god-awful roles in movies with extremely horrible execution, or he gets placed into a role as the generic tough guy with absolutely no room for character development throughout the film. Were he given a decent role that was well written and well executed, I firmly believe that Johnson could become one of the greatest actors of this generation. Perhaps one of his most well-known roles is that of Luke Hobbes in the Fast and the Furious series. This is a perfect example of a situation where the director took Johnson, shoved him into the role of "generic tough badass cop" and said "good enough."
Outside of his professional career, Johnson is known for one thing: being the manliest man since man was first created. He is the epitome of masculinity and a shining example of what a person can do with their life and body if they have the proper motivation and dedication.
A note: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is often colloquially referred to as simply "Dwayne Johnson," or "The Rock."
P1: Hey, did you see that new movie? The one with The Rock in it?
P2: Nah, I haven't gotten a chance. Is it any good?
P1: Yeah. The director sort of screwed Dwayne into another generic, superficial role, though.
P1: Dude, why do you have a picture of Dwayne Johnson in your locker?
P2: Because I hope to someday achieve a body like his.
P1: You can't even commit to a relationship with the girl you've been casually dating for three years. I doubt you have the commitment to achieve this.
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A person who usually listens to heavy metal, i.e slipknot and linkin park etc.
Usually wear all black clothes, never skirts or any other colour-Hates other colours-pink,blue,green. Play guitar and head bang non stop.
They usually have peircings, in places such as there eybrows and lips and tongues.
A person wearniga black trousers, black tee shirt black hoodie, spiked necklace, spiked bracelet, spikes poking out of there eybrows, black hair, or brown with black streaks.
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another gay trend, by another gay song.
It consists of moving your arms in an akward way, and snapping your fingers...
'Thats cool huh?'
its basically the Carlton Dance (The fresh Prince of Bel-Air) ...except you dont move your legs....
'Still sounds cool huh?'
snapping your fingers is awesome?? i didnt know that...
thanks D4L!! now we can throw our heads back and snap fingers in akward ways....now were cool!!! :)
also thank you for making another gay trend!!!....
"LEEEEn wit et, Rawk Wit et" Translation from fag language to normal language: "Lean with it, Rock With it"....or as they would spell it: "Lean Wit it Rock Wit it."
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