When a female gives a man a blow job ,then you cum, you punch the girl in the nose and she bleeds so it looks like a strawberry cheese cake.
"I BLAMMED!! her then punched her in the nose and I gave her a strawberry cheese cake."
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When you’re stroking your cock and cum gets stuck in your foreskin due to sloppy masturbation and you can’t get it out so you scream like a Brit.
Yo dude... last night I had a British cum cheese, I don’t really wanna talk about it...
Also known as "three3 cheese", triple cheese blend is the act of combining three different strands of shredded weed into one smoking tool and striking with a flame to begin ignition.
"My two friends and I combined our three different strands of ground up weed into a joint and got baked. A special level of high"
"We should all combine our weed and get a triple cheese blend going"
A word used to change the subject in some way.
"That's not how it works!" said Mark, and Lucy replied. "You don't know either, stupid!"
"I like cheese," muttered Olivia. "Me too," replied Lucy. "Me three." said Mark.
A fabricated story filled with holes that is based on false pretense and uncorroborated
Froggy: I just got promoted to general manager at the hottest club downtown.
Jesse: Bro, you're a bus boy - that's a swiss cheese story, it's filled with holes .
when you put a slice of cheese on the anus and lick it through
James get over here and cheese my buns
When you consume your own smegma, which is a yellowish, moist substance found under your foreskin.
Eww, Robert ran out of food so he had to have a dick-cheese dinner!