Random
Source Code
Random
smooth, chilled, unsalted (not salty), creamy, spreadable, non stick, can add flavor in any situation
Jordyn: I know you're frustrated now, it will pass, soon you'll be cool as butter.
To experience a stroke of good fortune. British.
Saw Mark down the market, he found a finger in a can of tomatoes and got a huge settlement.
So he's got his bum in the butter, again.
the best man in bojack horseman, he is a bit of a narcissist but it’s okay!
mr peanut butters house
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(knick knacks paddy whack give a dog a bone)
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(tryna catch a break jack leave a dog alone)
Any fucker that can get out of any slippery situation, they just grease them selves up and just slip on out without getting stuck so they can continue with there buttery needs
Shane- your a fucking butter knife
Tristan - ya damn right cause I’m slipping right the hell out
When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.
At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.
A sub-class of Truffle Butter with a significantly higher fluid ratio from the stink than the pink.
I’m never taking a girl out to Taco Bell again, my dick was dripping in Virginia Peanut Butter!
I told him not to cum inside me but the next thing I know there was peen butter leaking out of my asshole