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The act of shitting in someone else's ass.
Jo and Ronny had to go poop at the same exact time, so Jo got on his hands and knees with his butt in the air. Ronny then shit in Jo's asshole. "hey Ron thanks for the Red Hot Raftis.
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"Painting the town red" means to party, run wild, and have fun. It can also be used to express the need/want to surprise and gain the attraction of the opposite gender (as seen in example 2).
Example 1:
On the phone one lonely Friday night...
Ring Ring!
Sally: Hello?
Joe: Hey, Sal. It's Joe!
Sally: Oh, hey Joe... How are you tonight?
Joe: I'm good. You?
Sally: I'm alright... I just finished my homework, and... I'm alone. Karmen was going out to eat with Jeremy, and Lillyanna was going to a party with Annie, so I'm just going to eat and go to bed after some Facebook.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry...
Sally: Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go-
Joe: Wait! How would you like to go out with Tony and me tonight? We're going to party and do some painting the town red after a few drinks at the Irish Pub downtown!
Sally: Really? Joe, that sounds awesome! Here, can you pick me up in an hour?
Joe: Sure thing, Sal!
Sally: Bye!
Joe: Adios.
Example 2:
Joe and Tony arrive at Sally's house an hour after the phone call...
Joe: Sally? You in here?
Sally: Yep! How do you like my outfit?
Tony: Whistles Sally, you look... sexy!
Joe: Sally, you...
Sally: Cleavage, huh?
Joe and Tony: Yes MA'AM!
Sally: Well, what are we waiting for? To the pub!
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It's when your girlfriend is on the rag and you screw her anyway but forget to take the tampon out. It gets pushed way up there and you spend the rest of the night trying to fish it out.
I thought it was just going to be a quickie, but ended up the hunt for red october until 2 am.
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the act of placing one's scrotum into another's beer or other beverage without their knowledge or consent, prior to serving.
great, now the girl i red robin's egged wants to make out
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Mostly non-urban portions of the United States typically with the lowest per capita income and education levels but the highest crime rates, divorce rates and percentage of the population that describe themselves as "Christian".
The term is derived from the 2000 presidential election where TV News broadcasts colored the US map with red for states carried by George W Bush. The term has become a shorthand for the conservative side of the cultural divide in the US.
In Red States, the Republican Party has co-opted the most extreme conservative position on cultural issues and managed to conflate these issues with patriotism and family values.
Red State voters, while often the poorest, most ill-informed and least educated of the electorate vote against their social and economic self-interest because they view "values" as the measure of good governance.
The term is now expanded to describe a lifestyle and attitude that is anti-elitist and attached to American symbols such as the flag, large SUVs, NASCAR, Wal-Mart and country music.
See also Blue States
Mega-churches in the Red States distributed Christian voter guides to steer their congregations to vote for Bush in 2004.
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(Noun) The name given to the female participant in a fourseome who is on her period.
(Verb) - To RPR someone is to : - Call up a girl on her period and put her in a room full of three guys and have sex with her till everyone has had an orgasm either on her or in her.
Aymmar - "Dude how was sex with Jessica last night?"
Chris - "It sucked, she was a total Red Power Ranger"
Frankie - "Oh man, that sucks."
Chris - "I knew she was on her period she was grumpy as a baboon with a cist on it's ass"
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Red Bull Cola is an energy cola originally sold in Europe and made its way into the U.S. and North America. It tastes like cheap Pepsi. Usually available at gas stations and at stores in 4 packs. It's wonderful.
On our school break I ran to get a Red Bull Cola. $1.69 well spent!
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