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When your crush or the person you've just asked out says that she has a boyfriend but I dont want to date him anymore.
"Yeah I got a boyfriend but ion wanna date him anymore, Damn dude you got beaned!!"
The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile
In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*
Man #2: What happened?
Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*
Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!
Man #1: ;-;
To be beaned is to be playing a spy/stealth game, attempt to kill your target, and have them kill you first out of your lack of skill.
Jim totally beaned me when he found out he was my target.
Not referring to the bean man meme, but a odd joke to mispelling the word "Banned", Beaned is also a word used on discord Rarely to joke that someone is getting banned,
Mod: Dont Break the Rules
User 1: Haha Frick
User 2: Someone is gettin Beaned hah
To Jizz make some cream cheese all over your friends mom.
"I just beaned in your mom expect a sibling in 9 months"
A silly slag that has a very creaky desk and loves a lad called Noah and is completely and utterly obsessed with him she loves me Gail very much as I am just annoying as her but we’re very classy gals
When you're trying to readjust a beanbag chair and you get it perfect.
"Yo Ryan stop messing up my bean ratio."