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The King Kong is what you call a person that has a long slong and You have to congragulate them by saying Whoa you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong
Oh Babe you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong
The best Character is Timon. Period.
Human: The Lion King is the best!
Me: Yeah I love Timon!
Human: Yeah! Everyone else SUCKS, bro
well raping a lion you grab his cub and use your shit covered dick to make a mark on his forehead
Dude 1 i saw a lion today
dude 2 did you lion king him
dude 1 yes
When something is so bad it feels like your being stabbed with fire
"Wow! I got a 10% on my math quiz!" "Oh no! It must feel like king andries!"
The smartest, most Humble, Most Kingly and lastly, the Sirest Sir.
Sir King Genius The Humble is so Humble, Sir, King, Genius and The.