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A concept similar to the cow patty. However, this alludes to a modest size pile of lamb excrement. These malicious little land mines should be avoided at all times.
Don't you dare come in and track that lamb cake through my house!
What you receive while studying Chapter 8 for the course of AP Human Geography
"Yo Emily, show me the political cake"
Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.
-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man
When your pals with a girl and she ignores you once into a serious relationship. Because it could cause unnecessary friction in the new relationship.
Oh I haven’t heard off her in a while since she was seeing so n so I’m in the cake sand.
Uses food stamps to buy rims and tires (gets repoed shortly after) pulls in parking spots so bad makes me wish his dad would have pulled out listens to melly and jadayougan and has a cock the size of mike Tyson’s forearm
Sierra: did you see that guy
Carley: that’s Jess he has a schlong dong
Ansley: yeah that’s definitely a lil cake
First you put cake ingredients into a girls vagina such as milk and eggs, then you grad a cake mixer mix all that shit in her vagina until no bubbles form. Then you lay plastic rap on her vagina and grab a hair dryer and bake the cake with it. Once the cake looks done on her vagina, take a large shit in her mouth and eat the cake with her pubic hair. Bone appetite
Dude I was so horny, I gave taquanisha the Boneless cake mixer