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a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head
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The act of performing oral sex with ice cream. While this can be a delicious treat on several levels, it is not recommended to use anything with chocolate chips or nuts which may slip down into the grundle once the melting begins causing skin irritation, or even worse an accidental bite.
A couple discusses which flavor to use to perform a Blow Job À La Mode
Girl: Can we try Rainbow Sherbet?
Guy: That's what the gay's use.
Girl: York Peppermint Pattie?
Guy: That might burn.
Girl: Neapolitan
Guy: Maybe if two if your friends come over.
Girl: French Vanilla?
Guy: How will you know what's what afterwords?
Girl: Chocolate?
Guy: Giddy up. Put it in the microwave while I drop trow.
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That with the bear from the Shining
That bear in the Shining gave that dude a hairy hog slop job
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the term for giving a blowjob to both a hotdog and a guy at a B-B-Q.
Tyler really loved that B-B-Q and slob job
A fake news hit job is fake news about a fake hit job
The special prosecutor is a Fake news hit job.
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on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.
i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.
When your masturbate into a potato while sitting on your front porch swing listening to celtic fiddle music.
Susan walked up on me giving myself an irish swing job yesterday, caused me to spew extra sour cream all over that doublebaked potato...
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