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Buttered It

In layman’s terms “fumbled” or a similar term is “dropped the bag”

Definition: Failed to do something or action, missed a shot you took or missed opportunity

In conversation example:
A: Magner did you ever score those tickets to the Sox game that guy you knew?

B: I buttered it, waited too long to ask him and he gave them away.

Or
A: Did you make a move with that girl/guy you’re dating?

B: I buttered it, I had good opportunity but I didn't follow through

In Action:

Attempts Free Throw with basketball or Beer Pong ball and air balls

Response to failed action is: “I buttered it, Dude” or “You buttered it Dude”

by GrizzlyMags July 29, 2023


Dick Butter Stick

A solid block of cum the size of a fairly large butter stick.

What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s my dick butter stick.”

by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022


Dick Butter Stick

A solid rectangular block of cum the size of a fairly large stick of butter.

What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s dick butter stick.”

by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022


Peanut Butter Special

A style of fellatio where the person performing wraps his/her lips around the base of the shaft, and begins to maneuver their tongue and throat in a clicking motion as if they have just eaten a PB and J sandwich and are trying to get the remains unstuck from the roof of their mouth.

“Dude I’ve never cum as hard as I did when she gave me that Peanut Butter Special!”

by Payday420 January 4, 2022


Dukie Butter

Poop and pee mix.

I stirred the Dukie Butter and plunged the toilet

by Huh Dude Bro April 12, 2022


Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022


jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off

"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"

by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019