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The girl’s bathroom is usually inaccessible due to the vast amount of whores crowded in there taking pregnancy tests. It’s hard to fathom how all these balls ugly girls got knocked up, especially since every guy who attends Cape High is a raging homosexual. It is not rare to walk down the hall and see multiple gay orgies taking place.
When it comes to sports and extracurriculars, the Cape guys excel at taking balls fast and hard to the face. Cape High isn’t all bad though. For example their band is number one when it comes to playing the African skin flute. Quite an accomplishment for the dim-witted inbreds who attend this school.
The trick among guys at Cape High to “getting big fast” is to wear tight shirts. These shirts are usually pink and from Hollister and they most certainly do not make them look buff. They look like a bunch of fat cocks that are too stupid to purchase a top which fits correctly. It’s probably a good thing they are too fucking stupid to think of using steroids as a means to get big. They already have infant sized testicles and can not afford for them to become any smaller.
Guy: "Look at those faggots eiffel towering.."
Girl: "yeah they must go to cape coral high school."
Radnor High school is an above average school in the philadelphia suburbs of the "Main line". It seems to be in the news a lot for the "scandals" that take place, often. Radnor is not a school of wealthy kids, yet middle class. The athletics are nothing to write home about as well as the academics. Even though some of the neighboring Schools are much better (Lower Merion, Harriton, Conestoga, etc) Radnor is not as fortunate.
Many Kids from Radnor High School end up at Philadelphia Colleges.
bitches and hoes,
those sluts and whores
why do we fuck'in deal with this shit...
spikey haired asians
chollos and gang bangers
but at least I have a chance
instead of licking the asses of blazers and rams...
River Ridge High School football can't win a football game even if we tried...
Freshman: short, emo, "no say" bitches
Sophomores: they like them sausages!
Juniors: best class...no lie...
Seniors: thank god they're graduating!
Ah Vernon. Where to begin? If you value an upstanding institution where students can freely express their opinions and gain an outstanding education, don't go here. We are a people of test-takers. Basically, after finishing an exam of any kind (other then drug tests), our minds expel any information it might have once had. Once graduating from Vernon most people stand around and are like, "wtf do i do now?!" Students at VTHS are not prepared to go out into the world. The only place we are destined for is Sussex County Community College, where dreams go to die. THANK YOU DRUGS AND FACULTY!
I went to Vernon Township High School and now I work at a gas station.
a school system in which those who stand a chance of suceeding in life are beaten down into the dirt and students who are related to the faculty get away with anything. students are all narrow-minded and refuse to accept different people or ideas. There are only caucasians at this hell hole.
Hoosic valley high school is the epitamy of torture. Any traitors should be subjected to attendence at this school.
a typical suburbia high school with just about every race and a lot of them. white people, though, dominate the school. half the student body gets wasted each weekend, but the school somehow maintains good academic standing and good prospects for college. being next to downtown creates a fun atmosphere, but forces many "cool" people to go to the city, San Francisco, instead. Huka seems to be the most popular drug, with weed and alcohol as close followers. Somehow, these kids get a hold of crack, but let's not go there. Some of the knights believe they are ghetto (especially the Mexican crowd). Anyways, overall a good school.
Let's go hotbox and drive out to SF. After getting drunk, let's go drive on san miguel at 95 mph then flip over twice and land in someones yard.
Horace Greeley High school is a quiet woodlands high school with talented youngins of all walks of life. Here, knowledge is good. The children here have all mastered the recorder, which has been handed down to them in basic training during elementary school. If you were to go here, you would be greeted with a serenade of angel children playing the recorder. Sadly, beyond this fairy-angel world, lies a deep and dark ghetto, filled with gangsta's more dangerous than the world had ever seen! The school administration mainly ignores the gangsta's though, as the school leaders are too busy with assemblies about small things -- if someone gets a flat tire than we need an assembly to tell the school that it's the whole communities fault. Ten people died due to the gang violence last year, but the angel-nyphs keep it on the DL. There is also a massive statue of Horace Greeley located in the main quad. He is depicted planting the american flag in the ground while freeing the slaves. Overall the quiet woodlen heaven is a peaceful place where people can rest on the giant money bags which all have, due to their gangsta moves they acquired from the fairy-angel-nymphs
Dude: Yo gangsta! Where did u learn to get moneybags like that yo?!
Gangsta: Yo, some fairy-nymph's over at Horace Greeley High School taught me. Thats where i put my moneybags to sleep. I love those recorder-playing angels with their beautiful lullabies.
Dude: Yo gangsta! That sounds dope! I should move there!
Gangsta: Yes you should, because its also ranked as one of the top 100 schools in the country and one of the top 15 public schools. The education there will sure teach you the recorder well.