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squirrel pissing

bullshitting/overreacting to everything

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.

by That_Guy_Is_Awesome February 28, 2011


Scuba Piss

To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.

"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"

by texthetransmuter November 15, 2021


Piss Meat

An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.

" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"

by Vostok January 18, 2021


Piss in your cereal

Basically seeing someone so mad that you wonder how the hell they got that way as if someone .....like mentioned , pissed in their cereal

Trav: Yo man are you good ?
Bond : no I’m not don’t fucking talk to me leave me the hell alone
T : Wow the day barely started and you’re already fuming did someone piss in your cereal ?

by AnthraxBat22 September 01, 2023


Piss Soap

A crude type of soap, typically made with a base of piss.

This practice is commonly used amongst survival strategists and D-Day preppers, so that when they are put in the wild, they will be able to stay clean.

"Hey, Jim! Have you seen my Piss Soap? I can't find it anywhere, and I need to shower for my date!"

by Piss Man February 26, 2021


Pissing In Orange Juice

A fun prank to play on your buddies who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.

Joe Nana: ayo stop pissing in orange juice
Chris Peacock: how bout u stop drinking it

by Your Mum's Nuts September 06, 2021


Piss Cleaned

When you have someone over to impress, so you piss on the brown stain in your toilet to get rid of it before they see it.

She had to go to the bathroom, thank god i piss cleaned that nasty stain before she saw it.

by ZeusSeesAll521 November 15, 2022