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Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.
Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.
the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.
"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."
To be slapped by a person recently tarred and feathered
Oi bro, you just got emu slapped!
When a person deficates into a cupped hand and then slaps it into there partners genitals
Dude did you give that girl a gravy slap last night?
If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.
Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?
Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)
When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?