When somebody slaps someone with a school book
Hans grabbed a book and education slapped Bob
When you have the sudden urge to take a large crap.
I was in the club gettin loose on the floor until I had to go slap a dookie.
Little Johnny's stumach is real upset he's been slapping a dookie all morning
After using the Corpse Rudder you ejaculate in the hand then tickle their nose.
Carla woke up after the party to find she had been Zombie Bitch Slapped.
When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie
Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day
When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is
Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!
Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it
This day started almost 6 months ago when my dad decided he was fed up and screamed it’s slap a kid day
Some famous celebrities that this has happened to
Mike Tyson,slim shady and many more
Hey son you failed a math test did you know it’s also slap a kid day
Slap as many ass's as possible on Friday Feb fith
*moans* how dare you its not even slap ass Friday😠😠😠