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When you cum in your hand and hold someone’s mouth open while slapping them allowing cum to enter their mouth
“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”
When one realizes right before they cum that they person they are having sex with is no longer attractive, opposite of post nut clarity.
John “Dude I was having sex with this girl and right before I nutted I realized she was ugly as fuck”
Jerry “You got that pre cum wisdom dude.”
This game consists of 5 black men and 5 white men.
To start have the 10 men cum in a bowl and mix it into a cake mixing.
For dinner use the cum frost as frosting to a cake when done slap all your dicks against it.
If all guys can break the cake in under 5 minutes they don't have to eat it.
If they don't its time to suck and gobble up everything.
For extra points do it while having anal sex ;)
me and my boys did the Alaskan Cum Dipper challenge.
Ben had to eat the cum cake.
the little magic fairies that come and remove any cum that you missed while cleaning up after a wank, which is why when you back you never find any of the cum that you missed.
my mom went into my bathroom earlier after I had taken a wank but didn't have time to clean up properly but luckily the magic cum fairies had cleaned up for me just in time.
The feeling you get after someone makes you cum. They look perfect to you because you are looking thru cum colored glasses.
I thought he could do no wrong, of course I was looking at him thru cum colored glasses.
One of the hottest things a girl can make you do.
She opened the door and turned on the lights, revealing a carpeted room with nothing but an X-shaped bondage cross in the center of it. My jaw dropped, and she grinned at my reaction.
She had me strip down to my briefs, while she was still wearing a pink tank top and silky, soft white shorts. She grabbed each of my wrists and pinned them above my head to opposite sides of the X-cross. She smiled and leaned in close to my face, as if she were about to kiss me. But before she did… *click* *click*
She had caught me off guard and shackled my wrists! She then grabbed my right ankle and shackled it in place, and then the left one. She stood back up and leaned in to my face, as if she were about to kiss me again… but then I gasped right before her lips were about to reach mine.
She had grabbed my crotch with her right hand, getting a good grip on my bulging erection, still trapped within my briefs. It felt so good! I could feel the pressure building up in my groin. She started pumping my cock through my briefs.
“Babe… what are you doing?!” I cried out, feeling an orgasm fast approaching.
“I’m gonna make you cum in your pants!”
“No… wait! Wait!” I cried out.
She pressed her tank top-clad breasts against my chest, grinned, and moved her face closer to mine. Suddenly, she covered my mouth with her left hand and continued stroking me through my briefs at full speed with her right hand.
“Shhh….” she whispered and smiled at me from right behind her hand that was covering my mouth.
That was too much. “Mmph! Mmph!” was all I managed to say. The orgasm hit me with such intensity, my entire body was bucking and writhing involuntarily, but her shackles held me in place as she continued stroking me. She was laughing at my helplessness the whole time I came, which only turned me on even more and added to the intensity of the orgasm. After a full minute, it finally subsided.
“Told you I’d make you cum in your pants.”
She slid her hand down my cock one more time before letting it go and removed her hand from my mouth. I was gasping for breath, my wrists and ankles still twitching against my restraints in post-orgasm shock. My briefs were completely soaked with giant cum stains.
“Wait right here,” she said, stroking my chest with her finger. “I’m going to get a whip, a blindfold, and a gag.”
“Wait, what?!”
“Oh yeah.” She laughed. “I’m not even close to finished with you, buddy boy. That was just Round 1.”
She patted the bulge in my briefs one more time, causing my body to twitch in pleasure again. She then turned around and walked out the door, giving me a great view of her backside, but leaving me helplessly shackled.
“Oh boy,” I wondered to myself. “What have I got myself into?”
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The act of stopping someone from cuming by yelling random words at them while they are at the point of climax.
She said that she was about to cum, so i pulled a "random cum stopper" and yelled "what does the fox say". She lost her orgasum.