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The part of you butt (your cossey)that lets farts leave and keeps the shit in your ass.
Schmits shit fart seperator didn't work so when he shat he had to shcmit because he got poo on his chode hairs
A baloon that is blown up using dehydrated farts.
To blow up baloons using the fart baloon III method is very economical. Save your shit for a few months , then put your big pile of shit into an industrial dehydrator. Eat the dehydrated shit and wait a couple hours. By then you will have a considerable amount of gas. Then simply use the Fart baloon II method to fill some baloons. If you do not know the fart baloon II method then google it.Tie your fart baloons to a lawn chair, sit in it and you will be able to float at least 20 feet up if you use about 30 fart baloons.
When it's bedtime so you fart yourself to sleep by going under the blankets and creating a fart box until you pass out in your own farts.
Ricky: "I can't sleep"
Danny: "You should fart yourself to sleep, I do it every night"
when u on ur period and he nut in u and u queef it out. :)
It was the grossest thing I've ever done in my life. I didn't mean to period milk fart on his bed but he just pulled out too fast.
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A fart that is comparable to a fresh pile that a dog has just pushed out. Usually a fowel smell that has the potential to clear a large room of people. Not to be confused with a normal smelly fart. Dog shit farts make the farter want to itch his sphincter after release similar to a dog trying to wipe it's ass using the rug or carpet. This term is also known as a DSF.
"Mike had ruined my dinner because he had a dog shit fart in the kitchen"
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After one has anal sex with his partner he/she lets out a fart after being came in people often describe it as a musty smell hence the name musty cum fart
Man #1: oh god
Man #2: what?
Man #1: I just remeber when pyper let out a musty cum fart last night
Man #2: ew why did you have to tell me?
Man #1 you asked you dipshit
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Designated Farting Toilet, or DFT for short, is a toilet (usually in a house inhabited by male roommates) dedicated to only farting. This toilet is not used for other wastes, it is reserved solely for flatulence. The reasoning behind this phenomenon is unknown, however male residents have been observed entering the bathroom, sitting down, releasing gas, then flushing the toilet and leaving. Members of the house who use the toilet for more than flatulence are often shunned and attacked by other house members.
Damn bro, did you really just piss in the Designated Farting Toilet?
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