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When a Man has Sex with a Woman during her period and Cums whilst she is bleeding making red and white,Should they be wearing a blue Condom look at the definition: Captain America.
duuude,I gave that motherfucker a baddass Red white and goo.It was soo bad that she had an orgasm 15hours later.
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This club for older women who wear big red and purple hats.
Are you going to your Red Hat Society meeting?
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Telling someone that you suck at something. Also used as a sexual reference to a blowjob (Oral sex).
1) "I'm joining the Basketball team" "Dude, Your Knees Are Red, you won't make it" 2)"Hey whose that pretty girl over there?" "Who? Kim? Her Knees Are Red from so many guys she's given head to."
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After you blow your load, inside the vagina during a girl's period, it is the combination of cum and blood clots dangling on the tip of your dick when you pull out.
My girlfriend wanted me hard again after fucking her during shark week. She went to blow me but gagged on the red yo-yo.
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a place to go to find porn, hookers, renters, johns etc
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Mostly found in Communist China or Soviet Union, the "Red Carl" is the glorious act of taking a bloody, squirting, hole burning shit onto the face of a partner. Covering both the mouth and eyes.
Jon: Hey keith, that red carl you gave malloy was amazing.
Keith: Why thank you Jonathan i had been saving that one up for 3 weeks. I really think malloy enjoyed it.
Malloy: Keith, your red carl made me want more, how about now....
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A variety of kryptonite created by Mr. Mxyzptlk that inflicts random physical changes in Kryptonians. Word has it that Mxyzptlk transferred a portion of his sample or stockpile to the obscure Internet user SonicDeathMonk3y.
Ben claimed that SonicDeathMonk3y's red kryptonite cremated his Pikachu.
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