You give Shrek a big ol French kiss
I was French Kissing Shrek
When two buttholes touch as if they were kissing
Hey, wanna chocolate kiss tonight?
I love to pack those chocolate kisses deep in my girl
The kiss-like mark you leave on toilet paper when you wipe your ass
A Cleveland hospitality staple. A classic shot of the shittiest gin the bar has to offer. A warm botanical comfort all but required to deal with misery and dread of living in Cleveland.
“A perverted burn with a naughty twist. Nothing reminds you and helps you forget childhood traumas like a daddys kiss”
When the lights are off while going down on a lady. Later finding out you were licking her asshole the whole time .
I was hanging with Becky and went down town . She said kiss me in the dark . So I did , can’t get the taste out of my mouth now .