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morbidly obese person in a compact car.
What do you call pre-Subway Jared driving a Honda Civic hatchback?
A rhinoceros in a refrigerator box.
a REALLY old, rusty, smelly, squeeky, or lame car
dude is that your car?
yeah, what about it
haha, that thing is a box wagon!
Not really a box, but its your testicles.
Oh man he used is splooge-box really efficiently.
When a man ejaculates into a woman’s vagina l, it becomes a splooge-box. His semen plus her vagina equals a splooge-box.
Her splooge-box was full when I finished.
The sadness you feel when a box set you have been binging finishes!
Finished binging breaking bad, now have the box set blues!
When you’re at a restaurant and the food sucks, you then have it wrapped up to go so you can throw it out later.
Waitress: Do you want a box for your leftover food?
You: No
Waitress: But that’s so much food you haven’t eaten! Are you sure?
You: Yes, can I have the check?
Waitress: It’s no problem to wrap it up.
You: (exasperated) Fine! Put it in a Nicky-To-Go Box. Thank you.