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Moment Machine

A cultural, historical, or tragic event in which the general public has the same thought on their minds simultaneously, creating a significant point in time.

Everybody's saying, texting, facebooking the exact same thing. Looks like we're caught up in the Moment Machine....

by thisisreallyhappening February 3, 2014


Tolma Moment

When somebody says or does something so stupid/nonsensical that you have to ask 2 billion questions to get the meaning out of it.

For context person B's computer is broken
person B: hey should i take my computer back now or leave it at the repair shop
Person A: what the fuck are you talking about, leave it obviously it has to get fixed
Person B: Oh no it is going to get fixed, i was just talking about "getting the files".
Person A: ?????????????
Person C: thats a Tolma Moment.

by SabaPro December 29, 2023


Mikan moment

When mikan does an expected move and calls out on something idiotic or anything in general

Definition 2: when mikan explains how that’s stupid as fuck

Mikan: “that looks ugly as fuck”
Someone: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FSGGOT I WILL FUCK YOU UP BTICH CUNT! YOU DESERVE TO DIE”
Mikan:”ok”

Here’s mikan moment being defined in sentences

by M0BZ October 1, 2021


kappa moment

When Kappa acts like a dumbfuck (he acts like one 24/7, meaning it is kappa moment when he talks)

Kappa: Hi
"Kappa moment"

by Tom the best mod September 30, 2022


Wadebron moment

Wade "Don't care" Moment

why don't you care. that's kind of a wadebron moment

by Qep moment May 21, 2021


Waterfowl Moment

The perfect descriptor for when a weird friend says something kinda good for the first time in a long time and you don't really know how to react so it just becomes a waterfowl moment.

Person 1: "I don't know man. These Lunchables are kinda shitty and I regret getting, like, thirty of them. Do you want any?"
Person 2: "We should give them to people that need them. like the homeless or people who invested in Warner-Bros."
Person 1: "That, that was actually a really good idea. But where the hell did that Warner-Bros. thing come from? Can you walk me through that?"
Person 2: "...no"
Person 1: "Waterfowl moment."

by N1ght89 October 10, 2022


Oh no moment

When you have been drinking heavily and are having a great time, when suddenly you become extremely nauseous.

I was dancing at the frat party last night when I had an oh no moment and puked all over the pong table.

by mayanaze April 16, 2022