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a typical suburbia high school with just about every race and a lot of them. white people, though, dominate the school. half the student body gets wasted each weekend, but the school somehow maintains good academic standing and good prospects for college. being next to downtown creates a fun atmosphere, but forces many "cool" people to go to the city, San Francisco, instead. Huka seems to be the most popular drug, with weed and alcohol as close followers. Somehow, these kids get a hold of crack, but let's not go there. Some of the knights believe they are ghetto (especially the Mexican crowd). Anyways, overall a good school.
Let's go hotbox and drive out to SF. After getting drunk, let's go drive on san miguel at 95 mph then flip over twice and land in someones yard.
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Horace Greeley High school is a quiet woodlands high school with talented youngins of all walks of life. Here, knowledge is good. The children here have all mastered the recorder, which has been handed down to them in basic training during elementary school. If you were to go here, you would be greeted with a serenade of angel children playing the recorder. Sadly, beyond this fairy-angel world, lies a deep and dark ghetto, filled with gangsta's more dangerous than the world had ever seen! The school administration mainly ignores the gangsta's though, as the school leaders are too busy with assemblies about small things -- if someone gets a flat tire than we need an assembly to tell the school that it's the whole communities fault. Ten people died due to the gang violence last year, but the angel-nyphs keep it on the DL. There is also a massive statue of Horace Greeley located in the main quad. He is depicted planting the american flag in the ground while freeing the slaves. Overall the quiet woodlen heaven is a peaceful place where people can rest on the giant money bags which all have, due to their gangsta moves they acquired from the fairy-angel-nymphs
Dude: Yo gangsta! Where did u learn to get moneybags like that yo?!
Gangsta: Yo, some fairy-nymph's over at Horace Greeley High School taught me. Thats where i put my moneybags to sleep. I love those recorder-playing angels with their beautiful lullabies.
Dude: Yo gangsta! That sounds dope! I should move there!
Gangsta: Yes you should, because its also ranked as one of the top 100 schools in the country and one of the top 15 public schools. The education there will sure teach you the recorder well.
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A school in Virginia.
Where childhood dreams go to die.
Crap, we're in Madison County High School
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MRHS is a large high school in Des Moines, Wa. Everyone living in Des Moines went there. The people at this school are either completely uninvolved stoner slacker Running Start students, or overinvolved preppy kids trying to salvage what little school spirit we have. There are maybe 2 parties per year, both of which are probably thrown by over zealous 5th year seniors. There are a lot of drug dealers, and twice as many snitches. The few good looking girls are complete sluts, like nasty hos, and all of the decent guys only lust after Kennedy girls. Most kids graduate and stay in Des Moines for the rest of their lives, probably working at Wesley Homes or the Gardens. Basically, unless your in "that group", welcome to hell for the next four years. You'll probably graduate being a pill popper with a 1.4. Oh also, we lose every single homecoming game.
Q:Hey are you going to that Mount Rainier High School party?
A:No, they're homos.
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The only public high school in the town of North Andover. Huge school, really nice, brand new (built it in 2004). Generally filled with a bunch of twats that like to get drunk and then post about it all over Twitter and Tumblr. Most girls are under the false impression that because they post on Tumblr they're fuckin champions.
Sports teams are really good, especially football and wrestling. Most kids that compete in either of those two sports are total meatheads so going to NAHS fares well for them. Not as bad as Lawrence high schools.
Kid 1: Yeah I smoke weed but I got into a good college and am getting good grades, just like most of the kids that come out of North Andover High School.
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This is a distinguished institution with honorable ladies (who DONT give BUN)
Which is well known for sadamistry (battymanism/lesbianism) as well as former chopper principal(Dr Fullerton).
This school hold a unbreakable title for some of the thickest girls ever known to man.
Many time this prestigious institution fall victim to the atrocious creatures of Calabar High School.
(boy 1 )Hey bro look over there at that eloquent lady sitting down waiting for her bus which number I want.
(boy 2)I can already tell that she goes to Merl Grove High School
to the boys prediction they were correct but unfortunately they were declined due to the fact she was a sadamite 😞
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Someone who immediately out of High School begins attempting to make up for their lack of former social standing. They commonly overcompensate by Buddy Whoring, and doing anything they can to hook up with previously unnatainable females.
Christopher, suffering from Post High School Complex, is 22 and has a particular interest in High School cheerleaders.
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