fresh meat

your secret plans to achieve success

I’ve got some fresh meat 🥩🍖 lined up and I’m not gonna let you spoil it not this time!

Fresh Meat

One of the greatest comedy series of all time

Friend 1:hey what are you watching
Friend 2: only one of the greatest comedy series ever created (fresh meat)

Chopping The Meat

To chop the meat is an action that takes place during a concert or while listening to music.

Place your inside hand on the subject's arm for starters. Begin the chopping motion on the subject's arm (not to hard)with your outside hand just below your "holding hand". Now move your "chopper" down the subject's arm slowly while chopping at a moderate to fast pace (keeping with the beat of the music).

Meat wealth

Your status within society based on how much meat you have at any given time. To achieve meat wealth, you must have at least 2 freezers full of quality meat.

*Opens freezer* Damn, girl, you meat wealthy!

poppin meat

Bumping uglies

So many kids are dropping out because they're too busy poppin meat

Meat Man Miller

A grown man who works in the shop and save deli just to support his sorry excuse for a family. He will have a son who bitches and complains about any ailment on the United States. His daughter will like colored folk, especially those who are unemployed since this trait runs in the family. This man will also eventually quit his job and choose to live in poverty.

Customer: Can I please have 2 pounds of jumbo

Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.

sigma meat

Sigma meat is a rare food based item that if consumed, will turn you into a alpha wolf, or a sigma.

Example 1:Woah Rachel just ate a "sigma meat" and now she's a real alpha wolf!!!
Example 2: If I had a sigma meat, I would be the biggest sigma in the world!!!