Tai Moment

To embark on a glorious crusade, conquer the heart of a damsel in distress, and partake in the sacred act of procreation, thereby fulfilling one's destiny as a bonafide studmuffin.

I heard Ryan Gosling went out with a girl, I'm pretty sure he had a Tai Moment last night

Zengle moment

Zengle moment is the act of taking something ten steps to far and accidentally killing someone

zengle moment the act if driving you car at someone an almost hitting them or taking it way to far and being a boga

McConnell Moment

Any time you draw a blank or have a lapse of consciousness.

I was about to turn left, but had a McConnell Moment and went straight ahead into a one way street.

Ban Moment

During a time when someone does something very dumb or messing something up over a very simple activity or a question

How did you mess this up! It was a simple activity of putting water into the house, how did you light the house on fire! Your having a Ban Moment!

Tolma Moment

When somebody says or does something so stupid/nonsensical that you have to ask 2 billion questions to get the meaning out of it.

For context person B's computer is broken
person B: hey should i take my computer back now or leave it at the repair shop
Person A: what the fuck are you talking about, leave it obviously it has to get fixed
Person B: Oh no it is going to get fixed, i was just talking about "getting the files".
Person A: ?????????????
Person C: thats a Tolma Moment.

Mikan moment

When mikan does an expected move and calls out on something idiotic or anything in general

Definition 2: when mikan explains how that’s stupid as fuck

Mikan: “that looks ugly as fuck”
Someone: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FSGGOT I WILL FUCK YOU UP BTICH CUNT! YOU DESERVE TO DIE”
Mikan:”ok”

Here’s mikan moment being defined in sentences

kappa moment

When Kappa acts like a dumbfuck (he acts like one 24/7, meaning it is kappa moment when he talks)

Kappa: Hi
"Kappa moment"