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On May 1st give any and anyone head . Make sure it’s good tho because nobody needs bad head.
It’s May 1st babe get on your knees and give me sum sloppy head . It’s national give head day!
June 16th
Take your lover and give them head.
Friend 1: "Bro i can't wait to get home to my girliend!"
Friend 2: "oh yeah, it's National Give Head Day."
September 24th is national give head day, ask anyone, guy or girl and they’ll give you head
Yo, give me head
Okay Of course just because it’s national give head day
You can get head from anybody on August 20 even if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend it does not matter because it’s a national day, just ask, nobody will be able to deny it.
Him: Hey can I have head
Him/Her: Okay but just because it’s National Give Head Day
You can get head from anybody on April 27 even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend it won’t matter because it’s national just ask anybody for head they won’t be able to deny it.
Him: Hey can I have head
Him/Her: Okay but only because it’s National Give Head Day
You know that long haired idgit you go to school with that has long hair and climbs trees? Yea. ovi. Bully him. Bully him as hard as you can and don’t stop. This holiday/tradition has been taken aback many a years through my ancestors and we must carry it on. It takes place daily throughout the year. It is always national bully ovi day. Wherever you are.
Ovi: hey you wanna play some magic?
You: no you f*** f***** uggo!
Ovi: hey that’s not very nice
You: I don’t care! It’s national bully ovi day *proceeds to bully ovi harder
Ovi: noooooo!
This is the day we all drink cruisers
New Year’s Day was a couple of days ago
But don’t forget getting drunk
Grab all your mates and grab a significant amount of cruisers and drink till you’re blackout
Jim: I have work
Gc: it’s national cruiser day what do you mean?