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it’s giving two women who really really love each other and are both food bloggers and both love swiss chocolate and are lesbians, and they say to themselves one day ‘awaooga’, and they take a bit of chocolate and shove it up their… then proceed to lick it out until they can taste no more chocolate. repeat and repeat. that’s it.
would you like to be chocolate lesbians tonight
When a man buys two turntables for sexual pleasure. He starts rotating the track and has the women lay head down on the record player. The women then drags the mans balls in a circle. It is only completed when there is bleeding. Then they take the blood and cum and mix it together and the women drinks it. Similar yet different from a golden honeybird.
My balls are sore from that DJ White Chocolate we did yesterday!
When you have to take a dump so bad but can't because you have pressing matters and it just comes out, and you have to wait a little while to get cleaned up, thus supporting the chocolate chubby.
I was stuck working the line and I shit my pants, everyone saw my chocolate chubby . And I was saving that dump for a Cleveland steamroller tonight
Yo homie pass me a triple chocolate dingdong
When you have anal with a girl and you get shit on your dick. Then she gives you a bj.
She sucked on the chocolate lolly-pop after you had anal.
You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!
"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"
"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"
"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"
When all the boys go to the bathroom together after eating taco bell, this is only possible when there are rows of stalls and the squad has major butt pee.
Zach: (at drive-through window) Thanks for the 5-layer beefy burritos
...5 minutes later
Ed: Damn, these burritos got me feeling some type of way!
Nate: Me too man, I don't feel so good
Ed: Sounds like we're going to the chocolate orchestra tonight