went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades

going from “aggression” to “determination” in an environment of work and education :)

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades, so now my “aggression” turned into “determination”.

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im god 8======D im not a femboy Woz

Something my stupid fucking bot said when i tried to get it to say a sentence
Oh my gODDD

My bot: im god 8======D im not a femboy Woz
Me: ok
My bot: joe
me: ok

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/%60.1,2m3n4b5v6c7x8z9a0s-d=f%5Cg]h[jpkoli%3Bu'yqtwre

You are so bored in class that you've tried every combination of the keyboard into urban dictionary and you have ended up here

Friend 1: i'm so bored
Friend 2: have you typed /%60.1,2m3n4b5v6c7x8z9a0s-d=f%5Cghjpkoli%3Bu'yqtwre ?
Friend 1: no i have not

D I S A S T E R

Something said by a pro gamer

D I S A S T E R

-sebee

F r e e d o m

1.
An overrated value of denouncing all sorts of economical, political, cultural, familial, psychological, spiritual and emotional bounds, which once -if ever- achieved leaves one with immense anguish due to the unbearable burden of taking responsibility for certain choices and simultaneously excluding endless others and giving up the sweet warmth of being able to blame others. Such desperation leads one to reconsider the value of freedom and makes one often wish that ones freedom is quickly taken back in order for one to regain a sense of identity and blissfully start blaming others again.

2.
The peaceful sense of fulfilment achieved by a spiritual being who has completed the process of growth, by successfully taking responsibility for his/her choices, feels content with his/her life's work and relational evolution and is ready to move on from life.

1.
You have the F r e e d o m to do whatever you want, (as long as it is what I want).
adult child: o.k. (as long as I can blame you for the rest of my life).

2.
I am not hoping for anything,
I am not afraid of anything,
I have F r e e d o m!

Nikos Kazantzakis

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Triple Red Alarm Code M/D

A red warning light triggered by a mom or dad in the area. The triple alarm that goes off mentally when a parent is nearby and trouble may start.

Parent: "Hey! What's with the locked door?"
You: "Just a minute!!"
Friend: "Triple Red Alarm Code M/D! We have an incoming Mom/Dad!"
You: "Hit the power switch!"
Friend: "Got it! Ok, act calm."

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burnt his c*ck/d*ck

Receiving Oral sex

"I let him give me oral sex so I burnt his c*ck/d*ck"

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