a person named chris who like pis
ew its a piss chris
To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.
"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"
When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test
I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.
Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking
Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc
Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”
Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”