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Jack Slapped

(v.) The act of slapping someone across the head with your peins.

Bob: Yo I totally Jack Slapped Snayha last night!
MING-MING: But how she's so much taller than you?
Bob: I brought a step stool.
MING-MING; Nice.

by pseudonym Jones hihihihihihihi June 19, 2011


slap bitch

To fail to slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch - but you failed and YOU look like a bitch now.

"That slap bitch tried to bitch slap me!"

by UrbanInvi November 22, 2017


slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.

Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?

by Condalisa_rice June 20, 2018


Snatch Slap

Accidentally smacking a snatch instead of an ass cheek

Bend over I’m going to snatch slap your taco!

by Sassy Pants Sarah December 5, 2021


National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021


The bass slaps

Something you say when you don't think something is bad and personally don't like it.

"do you like game of thrones?"
"I've heard it's good, the bass slaps"
"Yeah, it's not for everyone"

by Viorel25 June 18, 2024


The Slap Bet

From the iconic show How I Met Your Mother: If one loses a bet they can choose 10 slaps at the moment or 5 slaps that can be used at any time.

If you lose you have to choose one of the options from the Slap Bet.

by mrstealyogirl May 28, 2018