Dirty Cake Pop

Receiving a blowjob after anal sex. Your penis will build up anal excrement. (Poop) Then your partner will have a dirty cake pop to enjoy as a quick and fun snack.

Hey Gertrude! I love it if you would give me a dirty cake pop tonight!
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Hey Salamander Seth, How about we have pork and beans for dinner. For dessert you can have a dirty cake pop.

Floor cake

When your friend's mom bakes a cake, frosts it and then it falls on the floor.

Anne baked a floor cake and frosted it and then it fell on the floor.

Store Bought Cake

a thick prostitute

Yeah that sounds nice but have you ever tried store bought cake?

prune cake

The sight of a large number of scrotums

Suddenly they were all on top of her, and it looked like prune cake for a while.

Tard cake

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

Fuzzy cakes

hairy tits.

Sarah has some fuzzy cakes