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To be busy, to have no free hands. Originates from having cheeses on one's fingers from eating cheese poofs.
"It's time to go!"
"Wait a sec, I've got one hand in cheese."
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To insert a hand in someones asshole and thrusting in and out and maximum hand thrusting velocity yo make your woman orgasm at world record speed while singing Make You Mine by PUBLIC
Girl: " honey cheeky shortcakes please put your hand in mine "
Guy: " hell yeah im gonna mess up the sphincter muscles in your ass so hard"
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When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.
(Two Guys at a club)
Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"
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Referring to the fact that when you're out drinking with your friends, it is twice as hilarious to see someone puke in their hands (preferrably so everyone can see) as it is when said person makes it out of sight to puke (like behind a bush).
That was embarrassing the way you puked in your hands at the bar last night, but you know what they say, a puke in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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Mica. Arabella. So disappointing. They see hands and they go crazy
Person 1: did you see those hands?
Arabella: OMG LET ME SEE THEM NOW
Mica: ME TOO
Person 2: damn that is a person who has a hand kink
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Lay down the law, be aggressive
Your girl wants you to stay at home but your bros want you to come out to the tity club so they say "put your pimp hand down"
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hit her.
He had used his hands on her a few times in the course of their marriage, and she had learned not to argue with him any more and did what Joe told her.
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