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A piece of gum that was slid through some vaginal lips and given to a person you hate
“Hey Jessica, here’s some totally normal gum, I call it fish gum” (don’t tell them you put it in your coochie)
Gum that has been slid through one’s vagina lips, re-wrapped in the wrapper and given to someone you hate.
“Hey Jessica here is some gum” (don’t tell them it’s fish gum)
When you're foot fisting and your prosthetic foot falls off and you try to fish it out.
"Dude, last night Jessica got down and dirty and I lost my foot in her anus, I had to go foot fishing"
A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.
"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."
Catching your cum after jacking off and throwing it away
Sport fishing requires quick reflexes and strong cleaners.
When someone sends you an impressive dick pic and when you see it in person, it Is nothing like the picture
You know that guy that sent me a dick pic? I got dick-fished! It was a totally different color and half the size!
National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.
Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!