Person one: Do you know Keltzy?
Person two: Like Keltzy with that cake CAAAAAKE??
what everything in the universe is scientifically proven to be made out of
quick science lesson: you are cake
Some salt dog that'll steal your meth money and give you Saxa salt then scoot away.
Customer- "hey man, wtf is this shit?"
Cake - "salt, lol" *scoot*