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Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.
1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
When you do enough kegels to make him think you are a virgin
She had such a fresh box, I must have been her first
A bird who won’t take it up the arse
She wouldn’t let blast her rusty back box
this term refers to when you were being threatened by someone most likely the mob sends you dogs head in a box
Person 1: Whats in the box?
Person 2: IDK lets check
*Sees the head*
Person 1: No McSnuggleston the III who did this to you
Person 2: Theres a note
"Who names their dog McSnuggleston the III THERES NOT EVEN I OR II"
This is an example of "A dog's head in a box"
Hotboxing, the act of smoking in an enclosed space, only done so in a van. Derived from Oregon weekend "nature trips"
"Dude it's too cold to smoke in the tent."
"Let's Oregon Hot Box then"
He who spreads his cheeks to receive a gaping
Mike bent over reached his hands back an spread his butt cheeks waiting for a baseball bat to be inserted in his lunch box