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Butter that makes your toast crispy.
Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy
Used to spread peanut butter onto toast , not the butter knife for uncultured swine out there ...... strictly for the cultured world and used strictly for peanut butter !
Jordan used a peanut butter knife to spread the heavenly smooth peanut butter onto his toast , because he was a well cultured individual !
It’s an object that has been blessed by certain types of Athiest, slapping the butter with their non-godly sausages.
Person 1: “Hey did you hit that girl with Atheism butter last night?”
Person 2: “Of course I did, that girl was a Christian”
Person 1: “Good”
It’s an object blessed by certain types of Atheists, slapping their butter with their non-godly sausages.
Person 1: “Did you hit that girl with Atheism butter last night?”
Person 2: “Of course I did, she was a christian”
Person 1: “Good”
When You're Having Back Door Adventures and Your Junk Came Out With A Little Nutty Surprise.
Damn !! I was Having Fun with This Girl in Her Doo Doo Maker and my Junk Came Out like a Peanut Butter Corndog
Jack butter the Nutter. Is a butterfly and likes the colour of butter. Likes stockings filled with butter so that he can use it to whack other butterflies
Jack butter the buster roams the earth searching for the butter coloured tea
Something to say when anyone or anything is getting absolutely decimated in a competition
Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered
Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there