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The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.
Let's try the Bean Sprout Treatment.
Hell no man what the fuck!?
One of Nazi Germany's flawed projects. A very sad excuse for a human being who regularly posts infamous train animations and constantly complains about his YouTube revenue, which is what caused his subscriber count to grow and drop while being on the same first three subscriber count digits for months, which happened not once, not twice, but three times. He is an immature, contentious douchebag who engages in bullying innocents just because of very minor inconveniences, especially in 2020 when he used sock puppet accounts. Once he wrote an apology post, he faked it, which resulted in it dying pretty quickly. Even if he really did apologize, I would not want to accept it, knowing he'll fuck up again. Not even the absolute worst people would trust him. Not enough words? In February 4th 2022, his most controversial drawing was born. He wanted to make a "gift" for his so-called "girlfriend", but the "gift" was just a sexualized version of one of her OCs! What's even worse is that the girl in the drawing was barely 18 and she is also half-animal. He was begging and crying like a baby just to get to talk to her again. It's very fucking clear why she blocked you, Ender Bitch TV. He was racist, especially to black people, Indonesians and Russians. I did not make any of this up! I'm 100% honest! I'm glad that shit nugget quit YouTube and it's been more than one and a half months since he didn't post anything. Will he change or continue with the chaos?
Dave: What YouTuber have you binge-watched recently?
John: Ender Bean TV, of course! He makes the best animations known to man
Dave: What drugs were you taking?
Person A: Nigga beans!
Person B: Whoa, how catchy. I will start saying this now.
A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"
*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
A dream bean is a good looking person possessing innocent features such as, clear skin, pouty lips, and big eyes. The term dream bean is generally used against people under eighteen, but can also be used to describe a youthful looking adult.
“I swear to god Jimin is such a dream bean”
“That boy is literally the definition of a dream bean. Look at his squishy little cheeks”
Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3
JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@
Noun - Informal / Slang
1. A euphemism for a solid poo
1.1 Crescent shaped faeces
Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean