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A Guy whos sweet but can be toxic when pushed and he loves gabz <3
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National Grab a D*ck Day is a day where women get to ass*ult men because men love to do that to women. Men, you are the problem.
oh shii I heard April 24th was national rape all women day
well on April 25th: National Grab a D*ck Day
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- Dont blame your misery on someone else.
You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"
"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
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Refers to the various parking lots located on the campus of Winter Park High School. Only Cars that either A. cost over $50,000 B have a BMW/Mercedes/Lexus/Cadillac badge C. Have over 17 inch rims D Have an exhaust capable of waking all of WP. E get less than 7 MPG, are allowed in.
Jock mc Football- “Yo, new kid what kind of whip you repin in Winter Park High School B/C/D Lot”
New kid- “A 2004 BMW 540i, nice right?”
Jock mc Football – Man that shit so weak, get the fuck outta hur, I Drive a 2008 Mercedes S-500 with ejector seat, and Automatic condom dispenser
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When U have had bad eating habits and U eat sugar every day instead of the food U SHOULD have
I H A V E D I A B E E T U S
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An alternate tuning for the guitar, CGCFAD as opposed to EADGBE. More commonly (and mistakenly) referred to as Drop C.
Many bands utilize this particular tuning, including, but not limited to, As I Lay Dying, Killswitch Engage, System of a Down, Children of Bodom, Lostprophets, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet For My Valentine, Rammstein, Atreyu, Senses Fail, From First To Last, Metallica, Norma Jean, Thrice, A7X, and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Bill: "Dude, I love how Atreyu plays all of their songs in Drop C!"
Bob: "No man, they play in Dropped D Tuned Down One Whole Step."
Bill: "Dude, that's a long ass name. Lets just call it Drop C."
Bob: "OK."
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Stated when the action of texting via the use of a cell phone has compromised your ability to spell words.
Man: Dood, gesss wut?
Bro: What?
Man: 2 mch txtn mx U a b@d spllr.
Bro: I see...
Man: Eye C U 2.
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