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When one gets placed on EBay, Craigslist, Amazon, Facebook Marketplace…etc
*Contracts food poisoning on birthday* “eeeyeeppp, I’m all ov”
to be all up on someone's boyfriend
Gurl, She all up in your nut!
A version of seven minutes in heaven where instead of seven minutes are used to have sexual activities, it is all night. Half of the people playing put an item in a hat and then the half that didn't put an item in, choose an item from the hat, not knowing who put what in. Then, whichever item they chose is the person they will spend a night in heaven with ;).
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna bang her when we play all night in heaven."
Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.
A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
every time, each happening of cwazys
You so cwazy all da time!
it means "i hope all" like u wish u had the same thing, but sometimes u dont actually want to experience or have that and you're just bored
*gets a gift* "sana all!!! omg"
Used by Pinoys that think they are cool when saying that phrase or sometimes when they have nothing to say
Person 1: Ugh! She is so annoying!
Person 2: Sana All annoying
Person 1: I'm getting fat!
Person 2: Sana All fat