This refers to a philosophy or a product that 'sucked' you into blind worship of it or the principle of it. Not necessarily evil or manipulative, but nonetheless 'over captivating' to the point of losing objectivity and common sense.
"You took the cheese" when you bought that iPad. This is a good example: Apple (Computer) products continue to profit on a terrible worker and human rights record in China. The products are ridiculously expensive and over-licensed and restrictive. Another example is the EULA which is the most menacing on creative authoring.
The new slang term for a blonde person who jumps up and down way too much at football games, homecoming dances, etc,...
It also means "A stupid blonde person that jumps too much"
Girl 1: "Ben is such a jumping cheese stick, god!"
Girl 2: "eh ma gawd i know right?! I will never date a jumping cheese stick!"
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When a woman's underwear are either taken off, on floor, or in hamper control panel facing out and there is a cheese dot sour cream looking stain (like cheezy-mustard).
OMG her panties were on the floor in the bathroom with control panel cheese on them. . . it looked like old cream cheese!
The act of doing anal sex, pulling out and cumming on the outside of the asshole.
Hey John, I gave my girlfriend a cream cheese bagal
when someone turns the saturation on their instagram pictures so far up that anyone in the picture looks like a cheese doodle
yo that girl you showed me has a cheese doodle feed
When you toast two pieces of bread and then slap a piece of cheese in the middle and chuck in the microwave.
"Damn, this struggle grilled cheese makes me really sad"
When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.
My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.