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To shit and cum into a water bottle or cup
"Time to shum the waters."
"She shummed the waters straight in our sink!"
a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)
dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.
When things are going bad in a gross way
I stepped in dog poop with bare feet. It was a real period in the pot water moment.
Sipping to much black bean water, now I have the jitters.
“dang man that water fountain in the history hallway taste straight like mcburger water”
Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.
It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.
You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.
Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.
Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.
All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
Guy: I once got cursed by a satanic priest after they applied bong water to my forehead.