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- there are things underneath that are more important than those things you get to see actually i.e. character or stuff like like (i´m full of it now, iiii know, sorryyyyy:))
..There is more than meets the eye, I see the soul that is inside.. (crap anyways) - Avril Lavigne´s Sk8er boi
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When you bend over bare ass and falp your cheeks open and closed. The red eye is the bumb hole and the flight refers to the cheeks flapping like wings.
"Hold Mystic down I'm gonna send him on a red eye flight."
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A book containing many very annoying black southern colloquialisms, with a horrible storyline about a black woman's oppressed life. Of course, she has to throw in a bunch of sexual innuendos involving pear trees, flowers, and bumblebees. If you like reading about a little town called Eatonville where only blacks live, and people from miles around gather to see the new lamppost installed, you'd love this book. If you 're anything like a cognitive human being that requires some kind of respectable theme or decent storyline to enjoy something, stay far away from this book.
Our AP English class got assigned to read Their Eyes Were Watching God, regardless of the fact that everything else we've read contains 200% more thought-provoking content than this garbage.
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This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.
When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........
It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.
eg 1
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............
Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)
eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!
Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!
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something bad happening after being repeatedly warned it would, like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story"
Boy, you really ended up shooting your eye out last night. I told you not to drive around without car insurance, and you ended up getting a ticket for 700 dollars...
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A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.
John: hey George, toss me over another bird, hey?
George: take two, mate. I've got extra, what?
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BE TOTALLY FOCUSED ON THE TARGET OR GOAL
"Study hard for your exam, keep your eye on the sparrow.
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