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The worst inside joke (hand gesture)

When you turn your hands into a claw like shape point your finger tips at each other and move them in a way as if your solving a rubrics cube then simultaneously making a deep sound similar to that of a whale making sweat love to a cow. Going a little something like this " Whab, whab, whab" This gesture can be used in many situations such as explaining lesbian sex to a young child teaching and telling your fiends this is what you did his/hers mom last night. The goal of this gesture is to instill fear and confusion.

Jack : "what the hell are you doing"
Tom : "Its what i did to your mother last night( while making "The worst inside joke (hand gesture)" ) "

by Dr.superfly January 3, 2010

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Diamond hands

A gorilla that holds a stock through its ups and downs all the way to its peak Ie: $1 million then sells on the way down.

I have diamond hands, been holding for two months! Bitch you still paper, ride to AMC & GME to the peak, then hold and sell on the way down! Thatโ€™s a true diamond hand!

by Nimbus_2021 May 1, 2021

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One hand in the jungle book

A person of questionable character and/or of a dark nature, someone who could be considered a little shady or sinister in the way they act or behave, or even their motives

Im not too sure about that guy, he seems nice on the outside, but from speaking to him he seems to me like hes got one hand in the jungle book! Innit. He's shady and possibly a bit rapey

by The Murfster January 12, 2011

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deep pockets/short hands

A miserly billionaire, especially when it comes to charity

Sure he's loaded, but he, he's just charity-stays-in-the-pocket kind (or unkind!): deep pockets/short hands

by vivauganda December 23, 2010

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got your ass handed to you

Used in the popular TV show "The Big Bang Theory" when Penny and Amy beat Sheldon and Leonard in Pictionary. 'Got Your Ass Handed To You' is a phrase to mean something along the lines of 'You Just Got Thrashed!"

Penny: I wonder where the phrase Got Your Ass Handed To You originated. Maybe it's from ancient Rome where they'd actually chop off someones ass and be like HERE! You know to appease the god Loseronius.. The god of LOSERS
Sheldon: ._.

by Thatawesomegirlwithsass July 9, 2014

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keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015


Too many hands in the salad bowl

1. Too many opinions; back off.
2. Slow the fuck down.

1. Stop it, Jake. Youโ€™re confusing me! You got too many hands in the goddamn salad bowl!
2. TSA Agent: Folks, one at a time please. Weโ€™re gettingโ€™ too many hands in the salad bowl.

by Jaypolka June 14, 2021