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When your company has you working 15 hr days and you are still behind but you have to push through the pain, soreness, exhaustion, hunger, and thirst to get the job done!
What do you mean by asking to go to the gas station to get a drink!? We don’t have time for that. You gotta get it on them big jobs!
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The cost of saronite in cata. The act required in barter trading for saronite ore or bars in Warcraft.
I was too lazy to farm saronite. So i gave this dude a Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ) for a stack.
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Australian Retail Jobs ( Vote for Syafinaz Binte Zainal ) please.
Australian Retail Jobs ( Vote for Syafinaz Binte Zainal ) please.
The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”
*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head
Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca
Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
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When one partner paints them self in blue and lies on a board of nails with an X formation, formed by their arms and legs and then places a pipe with a circumference of 5cm above their entry point. Then the other starts by continuously jumping up and down on a diving board to gain height once enough height is gained, the person will then superman with their penis head facing the pipe into the first partner's entry point. Once completed, the room should be full of red (blood, from the pipe, which is too small to fit the girth of an average male penis), blue (paint, from the woman receiving a dripping blood penis) and white(semen or if done with caucasian people). With all these colors you've now decorated the room with a Norwegian flag.
Guy: Hey want to perform the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation.
Rachel: mmm... I don't know.
Guy: Trust Me I'll nail it
Rachel: Uhh.. ok I guess I'm down but only if you subscribe to SpectresRowdy on Youtube
2 hours later and a bloody penis...
Guy: "I just performed the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation on this petite teen named Rachel"
Guy 2: Nice wanna go watch some SpectresRowdy now!
when you request valet parking and your car is brought back with a bomb or a festering pile of meat in the back trunk
Mick Ralvin: Why is there a bomb and a festering pile of meat in my back trunk!?
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
Being a “paint job” holds reference to a half-ass hotrod. Everyone appreciates a hot rod, right?
The “paint job” is an individual who has a flashy exterior which appeals to a specific genre, demographic or subject matter audience. Despite this, the “paint job” has the bare minimum under the hood, has a crap suspension and drivetrain, and handles and performs like a shitty ramshackle jalopy. The paint job has just enough holding it together to barely propel it to its next staging area where it can sit idle whilst people “ohh and ahh” at its look and image which implies power and honed superior performance. The paint deliberately cloaks and denies access to assess its powertrain, drivetrain and suspension.
The difference between influencers, celebrities, motivational speakers and politicians, (who are all mostly paint jobs) is that the politician is “officially” and “legally” credentialzed. This means the citizens under said political regime are expected to entrust, believe, and submit to their words, actions and beliefs as hierarchical custom. The means to credentialization is often overlooked and shrouded by additional paint job credentials.
Paint fades and is cheap heat.
Man this instagram fitness influencer really know what she's doing, she has 10000+ likes for doing calisthenic movements that mankind has done for 1000s of years!
No. She's just a paint job and has no legitimate skills or talent. You are dazzled by her appearance which will fade and expire by 30 years old.